New monitor

Doorman · April 25, 2003, 01:26:53 PM

I've just ordered a new 19" Samsung SM957df monitor and want to know how to explain to the WIFE how my monitor has grown. Is there perhaps, a free software on the internet that can make this happen? I ordered it in the heat of the moment, (you know the one 'Ah bollocks, I'm gonna have it!') now I'm sweating like a pig. I need help or ' :agrue: ' will break out. A prize for the excuse that works.

Dr Sadako · April 25, 2003, 01:31:06 PM

That your old monitor have started to "flicker" and "soon will be dead".

Gandalf · April 25, 2003, 01:35:51 PM

"The voices made me do it"

JB · April 25, 2003, 02:02:13 PM

The old one gave me eye strain and headaches and headache's mean no sex for my beautiful sexy wife. It's for your benefit you see. :wink:

Stryker · April 25, 2003, 03:02:03 PM

the monitor was free!

Stryker · April 25, 2003, 03:02:51 PM

besides, whats she doing out the kitchen in order to notice said new monitor?

DonkeyCheeseGrater · April 25, 2003, 04:27:28 PM

Doorman · April 25, 2003, 04:32:11 PM

Quotebesides, whats she doing out the kitchen in order to notice said new monitor?

Harsh. She just wants to be near me all the time. Bless her.

suicidal_monkey · April 25, 2003, 05:56:48 PM

When the other excuses arent working say it was on sale and you saved over Â£100 :roll:

...flowers and stuff always helps

sheepy · April 25, 2003, 06:21:59 PM

he mentiond the magic word for women!!!! SALE!!!!

Doorman · April 25, 2003, 06:26:17 PM

QuoteWhen the other excuses arent working say it was on sale and you saved over Â£100 :roll:

...flowers and stuff always helps

This one is in the lead so far, however, experience tells me that if you go overboard with the flowers and stuff they'll smell a rat.

sheepy · April 25, 2003, 07:51:10 PM

w8 a bit, arnt u supposed to b in happy wedded bliss on your honey moon having lots of wild rampent sex at the moment?

not sitting at home ordering computer bits??

Dingo · April 25, 2003, 10:53:28 PM

............ah D, the words of wisdom you have heard so far seem to come from mere mortal men.......Monkey is the closest but you are right she will smell a rat.....there is only one thing to do.........

stick it in the cupboard for a couple of months then bring it out.....if she remarks upon it say "Oh, this old thing, I have had it for ever but just haven't got round to getting it out of the box yet, what do you think darling?, does my bum look big in this?"

Reverse the psycology.....what can she say??!! :lol: :lol:

Zok · April 26, 2003, 01:02:27 AM

only married for a couple of weeks
and already worried bout what the missus sez
tut tut :roll: :roll:

Doorman · April 26, 2003, 01:03:08 AM

Quotew8 a bit, arnt u supposed to b in happy wedded bliss on your honey moon having lots of wild rampent sex at the moment? not sitting at home ordering computer bits??

Ah bless!