Did Clarence get clearance?

[smilodon]

Joey, did you ever hang around the gymnasium?

Nope never in a million years :!:

[smilodon]

"Captain, uh, maybe we oughtta turn on the searchlights now!"
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

I'll stop now......

[TeaLeaf]

You couldn't get away with it today.

The truest quote of them all.  There is no way on earth that anyone would make that film today.  And that is a very great shame cos we end up losing a load of great movie quotes.  Read the below carefully, cos there are some all-time classics in there that the PC Police would have a field day on nowadays.  There's another gem right at the bottom of the post as well!

"Headquarters? What is it?"
"Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now."

"This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"Would you like something to read?"
"Do you have anything light?"
"How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends."

"Cream?"
"No thank you. I take it black, like my men."

"I remember how you used to hold me, and I used to sit on your face and wriggle."

"Some of us here, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand."

***************this one is for our newest member Clarence*************
"We have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

"It's an entirely different kind of flying. Altogether."
"It's an entirely different kind of flying."

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[Translated from Jive]
"Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him."
"Yes, he is wrong for doing that."
"I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry."
"Don't be naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice."
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
"How true!"
"Golly!"

"Captain, uh, maybe we oughtta turn on the searchlights now!"
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

"Get that finger outta your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"

"You ever been up in a cockpit before?"
"No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Joey, d'you ever hang around the gymnasium?"

"Joey? You like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey? Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

"Johnny, what can you make outta this?"
"This? Well, I can make a hat, or a broach, or pterodactyl, oh..."

"Can I get you something?"
"Chi, mo' fo buttuh layin' into the bone, 'sjackin' me up. Tightly."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
"Cut he say can't hang."
"Oh stewardess? I speak Jive."
"Oh, good."
"He said that he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him."
"Alright, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
"Jes' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the med side."
"What it is, big mama, my mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap."
"Cut me some slack, Jack!"
[Volley of Jive talkin']
"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help."
"Say can't hang, say seven up."
"Jive ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow."

"You know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question, skip that."

"Bet babe, slide a piece o' the porter, drinks I run the java."
"Lookee here. I can dig grease and trumpet on some butter draggin' through the garden."

"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smokin'."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue."

"Captain, how soon can you land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
"No, I mean I'm just not sure."
"Well, can't you take a guess?"
"Well, not for another two hours."
"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

"Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again."

"The last thing he said to me, 'Doc,' he said, 'sometime, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got, and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc,' he said, 'but it won't smell too good, that's for sure.'"

Oh yeah, if you want to hear these quotes for real then click here and put your headphones on.  It is MUCH funnier when you recall 'who' actually delivered those lines..... how do you like your coffee?

Enjoy!

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[Stryker]

Geez thanks for a most excellent read guys  :lol:

[FatBob]

:rofl:  :afro:  :stupid:

[TeaLeaf]

Sheesh, you go to the effort of creating a nice welcome for Clarence and he hasn't even been back to pick up his forum PM's.  :roll:

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[Clarence]

Sorry for the late time getting back to you guys - thanks for the warm welcome (I think  :lol: )

You guys come highly recommended (by my son no less), so thought I'd give PCS a try after getting shot to bits continually by 12 year old hyperactive chatterbox monkeys.

Fave line is "Joey have you ever been in a Turkish prison" and a great visual gag has to be when Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gets pulled out in full NBA gear.

Thats when my drinking problem started..... :drinking:

See you all soon

[Cadaver]

Ahhh, we've got the wrong Clarence then...

... as your avatar is of Kurtwood Smith, who happened to play the nefarious Clarence Boddicker in the first RoboCop flick.  IIRC, he got offed with the old data spike in the neck, nasty business (not that I've seen it much or anything   :wink:).   I doubt we'll be able to duplicate that particular method of despatch on Meat Hook.  

Shame, as I was really enjoying all the Airplane references.  Can't you find a Peter Graves avatar instead?  :lol:

"This is Oveur, over!"

[Clarence]

Best I could do I'm afraid.... :cry:

[Dr Sadako]

You guys come highly recommended (by my son no less), so thought I'd give PCS a try after getting shot to bits continually by 12 year old hyperactive chatterbox monkeys.

Who is your son?

[Anonymous]

Who is your son?

He's the little boy that calls him Daddy! But that's not important right now...

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[Anonymous]

I just so couldn't resist that!

[Dr Sadako]

:rofl:

[smite]

LOL

[TeaLeaf]

Smite - when you have stopped laughing make the man an avatar form the above piccie please  

TL.