Christmas Jokes

[Jamoe]

What                    did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!                                

How                    do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?                  
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!                                

What                    do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?                  
The letter "D"!                                

What                    does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a                    chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!                                                  

What                    do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail !                                

Who                    delievers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!

Why                    does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

Who                    delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus!

How                    many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks!

Why                    is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he's Sooty!

[Luminance]

what can í do to become a marked men also?
 
5 knife kills on you??

[Jamoe]

what can í do to become a marked men also?
 
5 knife kills on you??

Just 1 will do Although I've banned myself from knifing (unless its a last resort) so I doubt I will ever cross any off