Pootah gone fubar

albert · June 30, 2003, 07:58:33 PM

Sorry folks, I have had to become unavailable for all matches until I get my new PC built. My old one has gone completely tits up and I am not even going to try and fix the darn thing.

In fact I will just be happy to get my files off the old HDDs.

I hope to get the new rig delivered tomorrow or Wednesday so it should only take a few hours to construct. I will have to forego the luxury of bench marking it because CS is too important to live without whilst I learn to overclock. So a complete new built then recovery then o/c in a few weeks :cry: :roll: :?

<-------- very pissed off.

Gh0st Face Killah · June 30, 2003, 10:43:25 PM

Unlucky Albert. Hope the new bits arrive soon.

OldBloke · June 30, 2003, 10:57:18 PM

Thanks for the comical relief this evening Albert.

One of the funniest CS moments ever.

smilodon · July 01, 2003, 12:16:58 AM

which was...which was....... :?:

OldBloke · July 01, 2003, 08:08:02 AM

Nothing's ever as funny when re-told but ...

Albert's pootah is fubar so last night he was playing on his laptop.

(Now please try to get the mental picture that had me pissing me pants)

640 X 480

15 frames per sec (at best)

Everyone else 'warping' thru the game.

But the killer was when he explained (in a very comical 'choppy' way) that the last time he'd used his laptop for CS he'd installed the Simpsons models so not only was he struggling with performance issues but he was being repeatedly killed by Bart Simpson and his skateboard. :rofl: Then he manages to kill me two rounds running and apologises for it. ROFLMAO

Nice one Albert :thumbsup:

albert · July 01, 2003, 10:45:40 AM

:lol: I got one of the two deliveries today, the Bezels for the Lian Li Case and a 10m length of cable cover.... Phoning overclockers now to see when their bits will arrive. Last night was funny, at one point I had 2 fps, in the corridor new route on Inferno. I now know what Al_$irat feels like.

Benny · July 01, 2003, 11:13:08 AM

Better than that, on militia, Albert v Dingo, Dingo crouched behind the bar in the kitchen, Albert tiptoes in, gets all 4 hostages, Dingo frantically looking at the underside of the bar, planning his suprise attack, ALbert takes the hostages out the back, they get stuck, Dingo still waiting to catch any would be saviours, ALbert realises they are stuck goes back for them gets them and leads them mostly to safety, Dingo still guarding the bar....true laurel and hardy counterstrike....I almost wet 'em.

OldBloke · July 01, 2003, 11:20:55 AM

ROFL - It was brilliant.

Me and Argo were shouting "Now Dingo. NOW!" .... nothing. LOL

(topic moved to public forums for Dingo to enjoy :wink: )

Dingo · July 01, 2003, 05:27:48 PM

Sod the hossies......I didn't want him to get the Beer that Sadako was serving!! :lol: :lol:

Dr Sadako · July 01, 2003, 06:12:15 PM

QuoteSod the hossies......I didn't want him to get the Beer that Sadako was serving!! :lol: :lol:

Becks anyone?

Dr Sadako · July 01, 2003, 06:12:38 PM

... and no, I am not bringing it to the roof!

Dingo · July 01, 2003, 07:00:14 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

marsvolta · July 01, 2003, 07:49:39 PM

lol 15 frames on 640 * 460 or waht ever it was al_$irat had 2 on that resoltuion and he played every night

albert · July 03, 2003, 10:48:50 AM

And he still kills me at least as much as I kill him.