nelson man dela joke

[sheepy]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking
> a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is
> confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clip board and
> yelling, You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of
> car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the
> Japanese man starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'
> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong
> man', and shuts the door in his face.
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> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he
> opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck of brake
> pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> 'You sign! You sign!' Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now,
> so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away!
> You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!' Then he slams the door
> in his face again.
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> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
> afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door,
> there is the same little Japanese man
> thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign!
> You sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
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>  This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
> man by his shirt front and yells at him: 'Look, I don't want these! Do
> you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
> these to?'
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> The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his
> clipboard, and says:
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> (It's a beauty)
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> (wait for it)
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> Get your best Japanese accent ready .....
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> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?

[suicidal_monkey]

:silly:

I was wondering how that was gonna work

 

[Doorman]

Does it for me. Now on it's way to all my friend.  

[-]Oi[-Rooster]

Liked that one....

[A Twig]

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[TeaLeaf]

If nothing else, one could say that Sheepy was ahead of his time..............10 years ahead of his time.


:roflmao:

[Switchback]

Ha!


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