Computer quickies

[Gh0st Face Killah]

I never realised how much of a geek I was.

Last night, when my girlfriend was too far up the bed, I told her to "scroll down".

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A little lad says, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His computer geek Dad says “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway."

"Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a Pop-Up appeared and said 'You've Got Male'”.

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A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied.
"When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and an apple."
"Wow!" said the grandson, "a mobile phone AND a computer?"



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computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.


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A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

A company spokesperson declares this a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them.

[Sn00ks]

Hmm, would you get better sound quality if you stuck your head between them I wonder? :devil:

[Browne]

Hmm, would you get better sound quality if you stuck your head between them I wonder? :devil:

That would be stereo I would venture?

Go to go now, have to flush my dns cache.

[Jabbs]

That would be stereo I would venture?

Go to go now, have to flush my dns cache.

Going to the look used to be jokingly referred to as 'dropping the kids of at the pool'. Now I should imagine it could be 'Emptying the Recycle Bin'

[Luminance]

That would be stereo I would venture?

Of course its stereo, it can't be 5.1 surround, I mean, there aint much room for the extra speakers elsewhere, let alone the subwoofer ... :blink: