How men amuse themselves in tesco

[Snokio]

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping.

This letter was actually (allegedly) sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of
the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is
considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless
your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months, all verified

by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an Official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could Help him,
he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me
alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle, asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme.

11. November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

[Jewelz^]

Snokio, youve just filled my mind with some cruel ideas :norty:

[Gaara]

Hahaha bloody brilliant

[Jabbs]

I love the hiding in a stand of clothes yelling PICK ME PICK ME!  Might try that one :g:

[GreenYoshi]

hahahahah rofl,

tomato juice, thats pretty good!

Well spotted snokio

[Penfold]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

still amusing though.

[Sithvid]

Nice one snokey

[Doorman]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

still amusing though.

There's always one. That used to be DuVeL's job. Thankfully, he seems to have given it up.

[Dingo]

There's always one.

Damn people with a memory longer than five minutes, don't ruin it for those of us with
Alzheimer's



Damn people with a memory longer than five minutes, don't ruin it for those of us with
Alzheimer's

 

Damn people with a memory longer than five minutes, don't ruin it for those of us with
Alzheimer's

 
Damn people with a memory longer than five minutes, don't ruin it for those of us with
Alzheimer's