Women

[ghoule211]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are
comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to
catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by
himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house look-
ing. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd
both still be alive.

[OldBloke]

Hehe - nice one

[Luminance]

I didn't saw that coming, nicely found