Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)

[Gandalf]

An Australian ventriloquist, visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: "The sheep's a f***ing liar! "...

[Anonymous]

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[MisterEggs]

Going to tell my mate Howard Morgan that one tomorrow  

[Trip]

LOL.......

[Doorman]

What's a ventriloquist?  

[Trip]

i am a Ventriloquist  

[Doorman]

What are you?

[sheepy]

ventrilioquist is some one who can speek without moving his mouth

[Stryker]

or someone who can speak out their TANGO.

[Gone_Away]

or someone who can speak out their TANGO.

This place is must be full of them then..

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[MisterEggs]

i have no idea why, but i trust ventrilioquists about as far as i could throw my voice (i.e. not very) and to be perfectly honest they make me very uneasy.



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[Tutonic]

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