Anyone remember Rainbow?

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Gandalf

April 23, 2002, 04:58:16 PM
:D  Just got this sent by a friend. Sooooo funny! Just had to share it!

These are taken from original Rainbow scripts..... There's no way these could have been done by accident....innuendo all the way baby......

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other,Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: " Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."

Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument." Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you Like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is." Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."
*G*

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smite

#1
April 23, 2002, 05:37:40 PM
:twisted:  I am quite turned on you got anymore :twisted:

Cant remember did jane need it? As in my huge cock! :P

Tutonic

#2
April 24, 2002, 01:21:49 PM
:o
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T-Bag

#3
August 15, 2007, 09:47:37 PM
I saw this video a while back, it's quality.
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Bk

#4
August 15, 2007, 11:41:21 PM
I've never heard of Rainbow. Please don't tell me this is actually a show for kids or something like that :blink:
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Eternaluk

#5
August 15, 2007, 11:43:01 PM
Quote from: =|B ° K|=;201681I've never heard of Rainbow. Please don't tell me this is actually a show for kids or something like that :blink:

Maybe one of those kids shows that isn't for kids?

I haven't got a clue!
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Coaxafkone

#6
August 16, 2007, 03:19:46 AM
Quote from: =|B ° K|=;201681I've never heard of Rainbow. Please don't tell me this is actually a show for kids or something like that :blink:

What?! You never watched Rainbow as a kid? Jeeze BK you were deprived as a child.



Clickeh:blink:

DuVeL

#7
August 16, 2007, 07:10:18 AM
Might not have been broadcasted in Spain...
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JonnyAppleSeed

#8
August 16, 2007, 08:08:50 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RQJxAs2aazU
 
For those who dont like to read :lmfao:
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delanvital

#9
August 16, 2007, 12:31:14 PM
:roflmao: kids shows can contain more fun that I expected..

Bk

#10
August 16, 2007, 12:56:20 PM
Wow, actually seeing that made it about 4 times funnier. :lmfao:
Quote from: DuVeL;201695Might not have been broadcasted in Spain...
I'm not spanish, I just moved here 2 years ago, stop calling me spanish you bad people :sad:
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delanvital

#11
August 16, 2007, 01:09:06 PM
Quote from: =|B ° K|=;201742I'm not spanish, I just moved here 2 years ago, stop calling me spanish you bad people :sad:

Then I suggest you do like Neffy and add your nationality in the location tag.

Bk

#12
August 16, 2007, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: delanvital;201744Then I suggest you do like Neffy and add your nationality in the location tag.

What's a Neffy?
And I thought the Location tag was for the current location, not place of birth. You guys are confusing me. :wacko:
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DuVeL

#13
August 16, 2007, 01:26:46 PM
Quote from: =|B ° K|=;201746What's a Neffy?
And I thought the Location tag was for the current location, not place of birth. You guys are confusing me. :wacko:

Neffertem.
I thought you are originally from Spain. Oops.
Ahwell. The main rain falls on the plain in Spain. (Or something)...
 
BTW, mine has New Gitland.
But  I live in Nijverdal.
Got called by Norm once; DuVeL, where ar you from? New Gitland?...:lmfao:
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[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Nefertem

#14
August 16, 2007, 01:27:00 PM
Im not a thing :sad:

Got my current location aswell, but with a little note after it :flirty:
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