Jokes / Humour

OldBloke · October 07, 2002, 08:11:28 AM

I've created a separate forum for your jokes.

Please make sure that you do not post anything that may bring the community into disrepute.

Oh. And make sure it's funny :lol:

SecretSquirrel · October 08, 2002, 05:31:49 PM

Give us an example of disrepute so we know never ever to do that stuff :twisted:

Sn00ks · October 09, 2002, 09:24:53 AM

What goes "Oooooo Oooooo"?

A cow without lips! :wink:

(probably works best after liberal application of alcohol)

SecretSquirrel · October 09, 2002, 04:20:22 PM

Hmmmm.....this joke definately needs to be in its own forum

Dingo · January 02, 2003, 09:21:29 PM

Nice example of disrepute though?? 8O 8O

Vincentvega · February 03, 2003, 10:59:53 PM

the bee gees r releasing a new single .......

how deep is your bruv....

sheepy · February 03, 2003, 11:03:49 PM

thats not funny, ur taking the piss out of a group of legends. they r real gods releasing so much good tunage

Vincentvega · February 03, 2003, 11:13:33 PM

bring me another rent boy ...
this ones ripped :arrow: :toilet:

sheepy · February 03, 2003, 11:14:35 PM

start ur own column if u wanna tell jokes this is just the intro to the topic.

Vincentvega · February 03, 2003, 11:26:03 PM

hey im new to this :?

smite · February 04, 2003, 07:46:09 AM

Quotestart ur own column if u wanna tell jokes this is just the intro to the topic.

And sheepy finds a new friend to love and kiss and hugg ...NOT!!!!

Zok · March 01, 2003, 12:36:09 AM

What goes "Oooooo Oooooo"?

that's really funny

i've been drinkin for the last 7 hours

smilodon · March 01, 2003, 01:11:02 AM

QuoteWhat goes "Oooooo Oooooo"?

that's really funny

i've been drinkin for the last 7 hours

So it would seem :?

Vincentvega · March 01, 2003, 10:38:10 AM

a man starts work at a farm..hes in the field clearin shit away when he comes across a well, he throws a stone in.........not a sound,"bugger me that must be deep", he turns round and sees a railway sleeper so he throws it in aswell...still he hears nothing, then he hears a thudding noise from behind him, hes turns to see a goat running at him, he moves out the way and down the well it goes. after 10 mins athe farmer arrives,
"have you seen my goat?" the man replies, "no boss" , oh it couldnt have gone far it was tied to a railway sleeper............... :beamup:

DarkAngel · March 02, 2003, 11:21:33 PM

Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."