Whamageddon 2018

Started by DiseasedBunny, December 01, 2018, 05:30:34 PM

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Chaosphere

:roflmao:

Gone, but not forgotten.

I remain standing. There are benefits to spending most of your time in an A and E department. I only fear my return home. My parents love cheesy Christmas music. :crying:
All our Gods have abandoned us.

sulky_uk

even though i didn't sign up due to a mix up.... I didn't read the rules that it started 1 Dec, i still haven't been caught, even though i got pinged 3 times in Nov. A weekend shopping and I got band aided about 10 times, surely there should be an aidageddon...errr nope sounds a bit dodgy


I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I\'ve got most of it left.

Jamoe

flicking through DAB radio stations is like Russian Roulette... they got me, I'm out.

sulky_uk

so was listening to Alexa this morning to 90's dance, and the wife said"it xmas"

ok says Sulks "alexa play xmas music"

i realized what i said, and just as said "alexa" it happened f'ing Last christmas started before i could shout stop....


I wasn't officially in the game, but now im offically out.....err of the game Lib


I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I\'ve got most of it left.

DiseasedBunny

I'm out -xmas do last night, no wham, thought I'd made it, then taxi driver playing it 🤯 on way home

smilodon

Phoned my local Costa Coffee. Apparently their in store music is carefully curated by a 3rd party company called Moodmedia I called them up and was put through to Paul Hillyer who is the UK Creative Head. Interestingly he used to be the resident DJ at Cream Liverpool and a radio DJ for Capital Radio. Oddly he has a degree in Aerospace Engineering, bit random for a professional DJ. Anyway after a nice chat I got down to business.

I explained the Whamageddon problem and he was delighted to inform me that Last Christmas was neither licenced nor scheduled for broadcast in any UK Costa Coffee store this year.

Neither were covers by

Whigfield,
Billie Piper,
Jimmy Eat World,
Hilary Duff,
Ashley Tisdale,
Crazy Frog,
Cascada,
Alcazar,
Joe McElderry,
Ariana Grande,
Carly Rae Jepsen,
the Korean Pop group XYZ that released a Korean Language version Sa-Bai-Dee-Reu-Plow
Taylor Swift,
the JLS recording from 2008 X Factor
the 2010 cast from Glee charity single
The Puppini Sisters
Sara Niemietz
Gwen Stefani
Rita Orla
or most recently Fifth Harmony member Allie Brooke.

So I went and got myself a yummy double decaf Gingerbread and Wild Honey Moca Choca Frappa Latte Chino.


I might be taking all this far too seriously.
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

BrotherTobious

Wish I had that level recon marine nice work.
"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett

smilodon

Going to a Christmas Fayre was frankly suicidal. There's no place for gung-ho heroics in this army, soldier.
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

BrotherTobious

Quote from: smilodon;435962Going to a Christmas Fayre was frankly suicidal. There's no place for gung-ho heroics in this army, soldier.

I was sent on the mission mate like I had a choice. You go on survive and tell our stories. Don't let us die invain
"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett

RizZy

I'm safe, luckily for me the radio we have on at work is playing the game too.

Liberator

I got hit by the local Rotary Club sleigh outside the supermarket on Sunday.

They sit there with a petrol generator pumping exhaust fumes into the main entrance and playing crap on constant repeat.

So they disorientate you with the gas attack and then suddenly WHAM, they got me,

albert

Yeah you really got hit at the masonic christmas hog party.

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Cheers, Bert

smilodon

Chemical Warfare! How low will these scum sink. Geneva Convention anyone!!!
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

OldBloke

I'm out.

Sniped whilst channel hopping :sad:
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

BrotherTobious

"It's hard, but not as hard as Arma!!!" Tutonic
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.." Terry Pratchett