Here's Johnny

[Benny]

A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while
shopping with her at a department store. The little boy gets bored, so
hedecides to have a look around. When his mom comes out of the changing
room, she finds her little boy sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt. "Get
your hand out of there!", she shouts. "Don't you know that us women have
got teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars that nothing serious happened.

So, for the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that
all women have got teeth down below. By the time the little boy reaches
the age of16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents were
out of town, she invites him over for a little action.

After a few hours of making outand grinding on the sofa, she asks him to
go a bit further. "What do you mean?", he asks. She replies, "Well, why
don't you put your hand down there?" while pointing to her privates. "Hell
no!", he cries. "You've got teeth down there." "No I don't", she responds.

"Yes you do", he says. "My mom told me that you do." "No I don't", she
insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants
and gives him a little peek."

"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth
down there. "Oh for Christ's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips
offher panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't
have any teeth down there."

He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised!"

[DuVeL]

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Hahaha, almost my keyboard wasted because of dropping some orange juice.

[Stryker]

ROFLMAO!!!!    :blink:   :lmfao:  :dribble:

[Moment]

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[GRIM_REAPER]

ROFL

[A Twig]

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