Stars in their eyes

[Doorman]

A young, talented man named Simon, applied and was accepted to appear on ‘Stars in their eyes’.
On the day of the show he walked on stage and Matthew Kelly asked him about himself. ‘Well Matthew’ he said, ‘I very nearly didn’t make it here tonight’
‘Why is that’ said Matthew. ‘I was involved in a horrific crash in a car driven by my uncle and lost both my legs’ ‘Oh dear’ said our faggoty host, ‘How is your uncle?
‘Unfortunately he died, but thanks to cutting edge surgery techniques they were able to make me walk again. ‘Amazing!’ said Matthew, gazing directly and disconcertingly into Simon’s eyes. ‘What did they do?’ ‘Well Matthew, they grafted my relations legs on to me and now I can walk normally’. ‘That is fantastic! I thought you had prostheses fitted’ said the long piece of television personality.
It’s good to see you’ve recovered. Now tell us Simon, who are you going to be for us tonight?

Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…….





Simon and Halfuncle

[Stryker]

that is such a crap joke  :mp5: