Pet hates

smilodon · November 20, 2002, 07:00:56 PM

The corned beef ring pull, little key problem is easily solved. This works for most other tinned meats too.

Drill a couple of holes in the top of the tin.
Leave the tin on a sunny window ledge for three months.
Insert straw into one of the drilled holes and drink contents of can.

Bingo! Dingo.

smilodon · November 20, 2002, 07:16:11 PM

Oh pet hate................

The Isle of Bloody Wight. Pointless!

MAD_ness · November 20, 2002, 07:42:51 PM

Pet Hates..........mmmmmm where to start !!
1.Ignorant old gits (women are normally worse ) who think 'cos they're old they don't have to queue like us under 70 year olds !! .
2.Stupid twats who live across the road from ya but think they own the whole street and park all their private cars and company vans all the way down the bleedin' road ......and like to park especially DIRECTLY opposite my god damn drive .......normal for me in a morning is a 3 or 5 point turn just to get out me drive grrrrrrrrrr !!
3.Women (normally FIT ) who wear tight figure hugging tops ,then give you a real bad time 'cos they caught ya staring at their prize assets !!

That'll do for now before I put myself in a bad mood !!!!

Doorman · November 21, 2002, 08:12:24 AM

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SecretSquirrel · November 21, 2002, 03:16:27 PM

I only have 2 pet hates :

1/ Smitey
2/ Me misuss

not necessarily in that order though

come to think about it.....Yes in that order

Smite, wazzup - you sphincter boy......i haven't had any romantic sms messages off you for a while

smite · November 21, 2002, 05:34:56 PM

Running out of arseholish things to put....

Btw

Faggot

JB · November 21, 2002, 06:08:09 PM

Awww.. aren't they cute together.

SecretSquirrel · November 22, 2002, 11:18:34 AM

I will never run out of arseholish things to put about you Smite - there is sooooo much material to work with :lol:

Benny · November 22, 2002, 11:48:38 AM

Pet hate #1120344

When you ask a well known telecommunications whose name is an anagram of a chest infection, to set LMI types on a WAN link to a particular type.

So they choose the other one.

Pet Hate #1120345

When work fly you to a meeting......on a day you get back from somewhere else. Get back 1am, fly 5am. la la la la la la la...I can't wait.

sheepy · November 23, 2002, 08:48:43 PM

sooooo agreed blueball.

especially those on pr0n webbys that juts bring up more ones when u minimise them

Dr Sadako · November 23, 2002, 10:10:32 PM

Anyone want a pop-up ad killer?

Mail me and I will send you one. (782 kb)

Gandalf · November 24, 2002, 01:18:47 PM

Quotesooooo agreed blueball.

especially those on pr0n webbys that juts bring up more ones when u minimise them

but I thought the idea of pr0n webbys was to make u popup... 8O

Doorman · December 10, 2002, 09:06:29 AM

QuotePOPUPS ON WEB PAGES AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As featured in another post elsewhere in this forum by another person whose name I cannot recall.....deep breath....The Proxomitron seems to do the job efficiently and discreetly. Oh, and it's free!
http://www.proxomitron.org/

Apologies if this has already been dealt with somewhere else.

JB · December 10, 2002, 12:43:09 PM

1 Pet hate is when people bring back old and dead topics that you've forgotten about, becuase then you'll eand up reading them all over again and only realise when you get to a post you've made yourself and think "Wtf !! Who's been posting as me".

albert · December 10, 2002, 12:48:53 PM

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QuotePOPUPS ON WEB PAGES AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As featured in another post elsewhere in this forum by another person whose name I cannot recall.....deep breath....The Proxomitron seems to do the job efficiently and discreetly. Oh, and it's free!
http://www.proxomitron.org/

Apologies if this has already been dealt with somewhere else. [/b]

I find just changing your hosts file to the loopback address for all the crappy pop up URLs works as good as anything. Kazaa Lite have a nice sample hosts file.