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I want a upgrade 2,
Too bad i lost my Normal rank due the problems

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Sinap, there is no way you do more damage then Tanales     :devil:

[If you dont got Inet to work again how come your posting here now? :roflmao:]

Originally posted by Bastet@Mar 12 2006, 01:37 AM
If you dont got Inet to work again how come your posting here now? :roflmao:

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Well, that's easy, went to the neightbours and linked my PC on their router.

And Neff: Believe what you want to believe, but i never left a run without a good reason, so why should i now?

Now i only have to wait till i got my new ISP

Sorry for that run i couldn't make,

Was about to come to BRS, then i had some ISP problems
I rebooted our router and never be able to reconnect with the internet. :ranting:
Hope i can make it up with you guys some day...

My appologies (Or however you spell it) :blush:

And they keep making it bigger every year  :blink:

Yea, we dutch ppl also got something we are good at

[That sucks man, and i know all about getting DC :blink:]

Originally posted by Neff@Mar 9 2006, 09:39 PM
That sucks man, and i know all about getting DC :blink:

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That isnt new    those things just happen when you go AFK to long,

But how can you be even over 10k in queue

Then a giant marshmellow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which critted for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sellable body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink undewear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bathtime. It seemed that this was a completly acceptable event.

Then came christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waveing a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage handlotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout.

The silly little rogue got WTFPWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong untill Vargen shapeshifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protecitonspec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defence(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunetly Kreuz aggroed artillary from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69,
Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheerd joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff.

Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "this makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer,while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm + his pokemon gear on Neff was wtfpawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but!

No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more; "nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!"

The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny....

BONK! make sence shouted Ragnarh,then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the afk secion to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up

doh, ill change it and continue

Then a giant marshmellow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which critted for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sellable body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink undewear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bathtime. It seemed that this was a completly acceptable event.

Then came christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waveing a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage handlotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout.

The silly little rogue got WTFPWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong untill Vargen shapeshifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protecitonspec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defence(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunetly Kreuz aggroed artillary from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69,
Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheerd joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff.

Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "this makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer,while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm + his pokemon gear on Neff was wtfpawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but!

No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more; "nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!"

The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny....

BONK! make sence shouted Ragnarh,then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the afk secion to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and

Nelfs and Cola is a good mix, think about the this 1, heared it yesterday in the general...
Gnomes and viagra    :blink:

rofl, actually, that is a fact :whistle:

Then a giant marshmellow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which critted for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sellable body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink undewear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bathtime. It seemed that this was a completly acceptable event.

Then came christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waveing a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage handlotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout.

The silly little rogue got WTFPWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong untill Vargen shapeshifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protecitonspec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defence(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunetly Kreuz aggroed artillary from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69,
Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheerd joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff.

Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "this makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer,while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm + his pokemon gear on Neff was wtfpawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but!

No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more; "nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!"

The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny....

BONK! make sence shouted Ragnarh,then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the afk secion to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for

[i only watch it when its the audtions, aint funny after that =P]

Originally posted by Neff@Mar 9 2006, 10:06 AM
i only watch it when its the audtions, aint funny after that =P

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Now that's the thing im talking about. Those audition makes you fall off your chair very often

Neff is really 1.85 in RL? :S
damn, you shound have rolled human or NE instead