Blomde Joke (Yes another one)

Started by Gh0st Face Killah, January 20, 2003, 07:40:45 AM

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Jerry and his blonde wife live in Cheyenne. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have
3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Jerry's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Jerry's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park...",
then the electric power goes out.

Jerry's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Jerry says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
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