Black Humor Dictionary

[Dr Sadako]

FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.


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HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.


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KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.


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PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.


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POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.


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SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.


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SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.


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SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.