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Truely aweful!!!

Started by Gh0st Face Killah, October 24, 2005, 04:12:24 PM

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Gh0st Face Killah

Brian, the world's leading expert on European
  wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking
  a stroll down his local high street. As he
  passes by the record shop, a sign catches
  his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of
  the World & the sounds that they make -
  available now"

  Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes
  into the shop. "I am the world's leading
  expert on European wasps and the sounds
  that they make. I'd very much like to listen
  to the new LP you have advertised in
  the window."

  "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind
  the counter. "If you'd like to step into
  the booth and put on the headphones, I'll
  put the LP on for you."

  Brian, the world's leading expert on
  European wasps, goes into the booth and puts
  on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes
  out of the booth and announces, "I am the
  world's leading expert on European wasps
  and the sounds that they make and yet I
  recognised none of those."

  "I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
  "If you'd care to step into the booth, I
  can let you have another 10 minutes."

  Brian, the world's leading expert on
  European wasps and the sounds they make,
  steps back into the booth and replaces
  the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes
  out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't
  understand it", he says, "I am the worlds
  leading expert on European wasps and the
  sounds that they make, and yet I still
  can't recognise any of those!"

  "I really am terribly sorry", says the
  young assistant...

  "I've just realised I was playing you
  the bee side!"
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Hippy

I laughed because it was so bad.

Barley

Oh... my... god...  :ph34r:

Thulsa Doom

QuoteOriginally posted by Hippy@Oct 24 2005, 04:34 PM
I laughed because it was so bad.
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delanvital


Toxteth

Atleast it wasn't a 'knock, knock' joke... :blink:

mono_dna

:roflmao:


Wait... does this mean my sense of humour stinks?!?
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