Not exactly 'Banter' but.....

Doorman · February 13, 2003, 01:09:27 AM

My New Job
I announce my departure to all my friends as I'm writing you all my last post on this forum. Boxes are packed and I'm ready to leave. I could have let you all know sooner, but well, the circumstances around the new opportunity were proposed out of the blue and I had to make a quick decision. So here we are, I've decided to go and manage a bike team!
I know, you are all laughing and I tried to tell them I knew nothing much about the new type of bike racing, but I was told it was a secluded location that no one else would travel to, and that I was the only person who accepted the offer. The only city is 100 miles away. Therefore, the principle of the job is to stay in permanent contact with the team who, it appears, is very close. Aside from the team and me, we have no outside contact except when race day comes. So I'll have plenty of time to review techniques with the team. As there is no radio station or Internet, it serves no purpose to attempt to send me news, but I will be thinking of you all. I realize I'm not coming off as very reasonable, but at least it's a well paid job for my retiring years. This is essential, and if everything doesn't work out, I could always return.

Cheers everyone, doorman.

A picture of the team is attached. See you all some day!

http://www.finnglish.co.uk/biktm.jpg

smilodon · February 13, 2003, 01:16:53 AM

Dorrman my old mate, it truly will be a sadness to see you leave. You and me go back.....oh three clans now, so there is a very real tear in my eye as I write this fairwell. I really don't want to see you go. Surely there is some way to resolve this problem without having to say fairwell for good to you, my dear dear friend

Damn it all and it's a crazy, crazy idea I know, but what the heck......

I'll come too. :!: :!: :!:

Stryker · February 13, 2003, 08:41:52 AM

do you need a lube boy on the team? all those kinda teams need a lube boy..... I'll drop everything and go out there with ya, what the heck.

Dr Sadako · February 13, 2003, 08:51:54 AM

I can do the massage ...

FrEnZy · February 13, 2003, 10:19:32 AM

Bye Bye Doorman

i want to come too!

sheepy · February 13, 2003, 12:45:49 PM

me me me,

i want 2 b the equivelent to ALL of them, in the role that the bloke that makes shure that j los nipples r hard!!

SecretSquirrel · February 13, 2003, 12:55:38 PM

Sounds like Doorman has a job near me

Anonymous · February 13, 2003, 06:47:36 PM

I think they're all hideous :thumbsdown: ...

...I mean, who on earth buys a bike with a white frame these days.

Nice young ladies though. Are they any good at CS? You could take a couple of laptops with you :biggrin: