A few reasons why beer is better then woman

[DuVeL]

A few reasons why beer is better then woman
You can enjoy beer the whole evening
You can wash out beerstains
You don’t have to take a beer out for dinner.
If beer doesn’t tastes allright you can throw it away.
Beer never comes to late
A beer doesn’t get jealous if you get another
Hangovers disappear.
Beer etiquettes remove easily.
Beer never has a headache.
If you had a beer, it’s still worth 15 cents
You can have several beers on an evening and you don’t have to feel guilty.
You can share beer with your mates
Beer is always wet.
If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony (not sure if I translated it correct)
A beer doesn’t have a mother-in-law
To get over a beer you only have to go to the toilet
To a beer it doesn’t matter if you go to sleep if you had it.

[Penfold]

Originally posted by DuVeL@Feb 9 2006, 01:56 PM
Beer is always wet.

 :g:

[Doorman]

Originally posted by DuVeL@Feb 9 2006, 02:56 PM
Beer is always wet.

True. What's to think about?  

[Benny]

However if you manage to ride a bottle in the biblical sense you'll never shake it off without smashing it up, which is untrue of a woman.

Although you'll end up with a shredded manhood either way.

[Blunt]

Beer etiquettes remove easily.

 :blink:

[suicidal_monkey]

perhaps it's more in line with...beer has no morals?

[Vincentvega]

Beer is always wet.

hmmmm never had a problem with that mate :whistle:

[Doorman]

Beer is always wet.

hmmmm never had a problem with that mate :whistle:

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Course not, a good looking guy like you!  

EDIT: 'ullo, the 'quote' thingy's broke.  

[Vincentvega]

Originally posted by Doorman@Feb 9 2006, 06:59 PM
Course not, a good looking guy like you!

EDIT: 'ullo, the 'quote' thingy's broke.

[post=111928]Quoted post[/post]

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yeah mine too


oh and thanks ron...ya probably right  :devil:

although it seems ok now :blush:

[da_Ricci]

I like beer :dummy: good one duvel :dribble: