Sniffer Dog

[Gh0st Face Killah]

>A man is sitting next to the window in an airliner, which is about to take
>off, when another man with a Labrador Retriever sits down in the two empty
>seats alongside him. The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is
>looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work
>for the airline.
>
>The dog's handler said, "Don't mind Sniffer,.he's a "sniffing" dog, the best
>there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
>
>The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
>"Watch this."
>
>He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the
>aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds.    He then returns to his
>seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. His master pats him on the head
>and tells him "Gooood boy!"
>
>The handler turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of
>marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police,
>who will apprehend her on arrival."
>
>"That unbelievable!" replies the first man.
>
>Once again the handler sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
>about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
>places two paws on the handler's arm. The handler says, "That man is
>carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
>
>"Amazing!" says the first man.
>
>A third time the handler sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up
>and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.    He then
>comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the place.
>
>The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
>well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the heck is going on?"
>








>The handler nervously replies, "Sniffer just found a bomb!"

[TeaLeaf]

Thanks - I'll remember that as I take off tomorrow morning at 08:05 from London Luton airport  

Edingburgh, here I come, poop an' all......  8O

TL.  

[Doorman]

Thanks - I'll remember that as I take off tomorrow morning at 08:05 from London Luton airport  

Edingburgh, here I come, poop an' all...... 8O

TL.

And keep de_747 in mind also. Have a good flight.

[smilodon]

Thanks - I'll remember that as I take off tomorrow morning at 08:05 from London Luton airport  

Edingburgh, here I come, poop an' all...... 8O

TL.

http://www.airdisaster.com/ Enjoy  :twisted:

[TeaLeaf]

Thanks - I'll remember that as I take off tomorrow morning at 08:05 from London Luton airport  

Edingburgh, here I come, poop an' all...... 8O

Edingburgh??  8O   g, where did that come from?

My apologies to the scots - Edinburgh - and mine's a large single malt....  

Any of the northern contingent fancy a drink tomorrow in Edinburgh?  I have ot get a 18:20 flight back, but can drink heavily before that  :lol:

TL.  

[Anonymous]

Aaaargh, only just seen your post.

But I don't drink anyway so it woulda been sorta dull :-)