teach a young dog old tricks?

[suicidal_monkey]

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

- As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up.
- Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
- Strike while the... bug is close.
- It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
- Never underestimate the power of... termites.
- You can lead a horse to water but... how?
- Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
- No news is... impossible.
- A miss is as good as a... Mr.
- You can't teach an old dog new... math.
- If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.
- Love all, trust... me.
- The pen is mightier than the... pigs.
- An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
- Where there's smoke, there's... pollution.
- Happy the bride who... gets all the presents!
- A penny saved is... not much.
- Two's company, three's... the Musketeers.
- Don't put off tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed.
- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.
- None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
- Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
- If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
- You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
- When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.
- There is no fool like... Aunt Eddie.

[Carr0t]

I feel sure some of those must be faked, but still:

 :roflmao:

[noevra]

this reminse me of a test i one's made.
the test whasnt for a gread and we were allowed to go home when we were finist.
there were 20 questions.
all my ansers were.
gorila.

it took me a hole minite to take that test.

the funny part is that exely 1 classmade made the test serrius.

the geek  :dummy:

they never given that test agan