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Started by Jamoe, June 13, 2006, 09:27:02 AM

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Jamoe

A wife, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible; My tits sag, My tummy's fat and my butt's too big. Pay me a compliment".









































The husband replies, "Your eye sight is perfect!"

sheepy

[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

delanvital