If Chuck Norris played WoW, he'd roll a druid

Bob · July 19, 2006, 05:51:03 PM

I found this (a bit silly, yeah, I'd admit that) thread on the WoW Druid forums - it's kind of a "Chuch Norris facts" rip-off:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-druid&T=968576&P=1

But there are a few funny ones in there, and this one would have to be my favourite:

QuoteIf you ask a Druid what time it is, he always replies, "Three seconds 'til." After you ask, "Three seconds 'til what?" he starfires you in the face.

:norty:

Bastet · July 20, 2006, 07:59:09 AM

:narnar: Some1 ban bob for stupid chuck norris quote's

Neff · July 20, 2006, 08:34:20 AM

If chuck norris rolled something, he'd roll a Warloroguedruishamanwarr.

Asheera · July 20, 2006, 09:28:25 AM

he rolled a chuck norris, special class only for him

Bob · July 20, 2006, 04:56:11 PM

Quote from: Bastet:narnar: Some1 ban bob for stupid chuck norris quote's

What, you don't dare do it yourself? I think you're just afraid that my druid friend Chuck will come round house kick you if you mess with me - or any other of this noble class for that matter :devil:

Luminance · July 21, 2006, 01:34:12 PM

Vin Diesel would own chucky any time :clap:

Bob · July 21, 2006, 03:23:48 PM

Quote from: LuminanceVin Diesel would own chucky any time :clap:

That is perhaps the single most stupid thing I've heard the whole day. Perhaps even this whole week. Or maybe even in the last month :yell:

Soulbringerx · July 21, 2006, 03:39:09 PM

As we all know chuck is a very old man now so even mcgyvver would own his ars! :narnar:

Neff · July 22, 2006, 02:10:26 AM

Untrue. Chuck norris doesnt get old, he's like Sean connery, and wine. He gets better with time.

Luminance · July 23, 2006, 05:56:14 PM

Quote from: ThrebrilithThat is perhaps the single most stupid thing I've heard the whole day. Perhaps even this whole week. Or maybe even in the last month :yell:

pathetic if you still believe chuck is the one

Everybody knows even Keanu Reeves would own him since he is the real the one ^^

Neff · July 24, 2006, 01:01:05 AM

Keanu reeves is skinny, and pale. We all know Chuck,Vin diesel, Jack bauer. Facts are somewhat misleading. But if you look at the stereotype, chuck has it all! He sleeps with what he wants, eats what he wants, kills what he wants, drives what he wants. AAND! he has cowboyshoes & a cowboy hat. Did i mention he kills what he wants?

Found a funny fact that made me chuckle today :
Chuck norris once starred in Anaconda, where his penis was the snake. YOu can see him smiling in some scenes.