hill billy divorce

[Vincentvega]

A hillbilly  farmer who wants a divorce pays  visit to a  lawyer.
 
                  The lawyer  said, "How can I help you?"  
 
                  The farmer said, "I want to  get one of those
day-vorces."
 
                  The lawyer  said, "Do you have any  grounds?"
 
                  The farmer  said, "Yes, I got 40  acres."
 
                  The lawyer  said, "No, you don't understand. I need to
figure out if  you have a suit?"
 
                  The farmer  said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to
church on  Sundays."
 
                  The lawyer  said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?"  
 
                  The farmer  said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a
John Deere."
 
                  The lawyer  said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
 
 
                  The farmer  said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that'swhere I
parks my John  Deere."
 
                  The lawyer  said, "Does your wife beat you up or
something?"
 
 
                  The farmer  said, "No, we both get up at    4:30AM."
 
                  The lawyer  said, "Is your wife a nagger?"  
 
                  The  said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last
child
was a  nagger and that's why I wants dayvorce.

[Bastet]

lol pwnd :lmfao:

[Anonymous]

Moved by BB - wasn't sure but decided to err on the side of caution