Random Blonde Jokes

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! OK, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful that any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "OK, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel
was knitting!  The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the
driver, "PULL OVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back, "It's a SCARF!"

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a £10 note. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.


What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
Branch Manager.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A brain tumor.

[Luminance]

Lol, i wonder why noone replied to em, they where funny, especially the firt one ^^

[delanvital]

Well I laughed.. a bit... a couple of times... keep 'em coming :wink:

[Bk]

Too bad I only just found this thread, today we were telling blonde jokes (actually, it was any type of joke:g: ) in school and these would've been better than most of the ones I told.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a £10 note. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

:lmfao: :roflmao:

[Anonymous]

We buried this thread 3 and a half years ago and now you've gone and dug it up! :doh: No! No more! Please? No more!

[Eternaluk]

Well, so much for a dead thread. Some good jokes there though.