More jokes for you all

[Hunter_game]

More jokes to make your day sunny  

joke no 4 -

well il start with the most stupid laws ever made by man in USA

washington - anyone that says he has rich parents its comiting a crime

alaska - pushing a live muse out of a plain is not authorized , but shoting one and then pushing it its ok  :lmfao:

chicago - planting and exploding a nuclar device in the city limits brings the person that does such a thing to be amended and pay a fee of 500 $ . outside the city limits you can detonate it in peace  :lmfao:

arkansas - it is forbiden to kill anything that its alive , but something that its death is ok  :lol:

arizona - hunting camels is forbiden and ho ever does this will be shot on site
who ever cuts a cactus into pieces risks the penalty of 25 years in prison  
it is forbiden by law to refuse to give someone  thursty something to drink , you will be shot on site  :lol:

well this is what i could fiend and heard from people actualy living under this laws
 :lmfao:  and they say we europeans are crazy sometime , well someone should check the american laws and see what is going on back there  

Joke no 5 -

a policeman wants to stop a motocycle : hey you stop dont you see you dont have any lights , window , cat eyes , number , and then the driver says : get out of the way cuz i have no brakes as well !!  :lol:

Joke no 6 -

the pilot of the plain to the passangers : is there someone that is a doctor and can come to help me i am not feeling very good?
a doctor goes and after 10 minutes says to the passangers : is there someone that is a pilot between all of you cuz we are going down preaty fast!!??  :lol:

[Luminance]

arkansas - it is forbiden to kill anything that its alive , but something that its death is ok  :laugh:

briliant ^^

(yes i'm bored )