War

[Gh0st Face Killah]

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During    one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking    the major to their headquarters, the French general began    to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you    English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the    red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot?"     In his bland English way, the major informed the general    that the reason--English officers wear red coats is so    that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men    they are leading won't panic.  
  And that is why from that day to now all French Army    officers wear brown pants.

[Gaara]

OMG HAHAHA didnt see that one coming, brilliant

[Ally]

Hahaha I didn't expect that either.

[delanvital]

Lol cheers

[Aquilifer]

Heh, yes I have heard couple of stories of that form. Still funny even not new

I have this in my collection of aviation jokes...


There was a bomber pilot during WWII named Captain Bravado, who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while flying over Germany, the tail gunner spotted two FW-190's approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado ordered his copilot to bring him his red shirt.

The copilot quickly got the red shirt to the captain, who put it on and turned toward the fighters to give his gunners a better field of fire. His crew shot down the enemy planes and went on to lead the formation on a successful bombing run.

That evening, all the men sat around the hangar recounting the earlier triumph. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man.

The next day, they took off for a mission deeper into the heart of the germany. Once over enemy territory, the top gunner spotted an entire squadron of German fighters above them, while the belly gunner saw another squadron below.

The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders.

Captain Bravado gazed with steely eyes upon the vast horde arrayed against his craft, and without fear, turned and calmly said, "Get me my brown pants.

[Luminance]

haha briliant joke