Snake joke

[Luminance]

Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him
of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no
lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer
down his throat and went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his mouth...

[Luminance]

and because i'm bored, and not sleepy, a blond joke, about CHOCOLAT CHIP COOKIES:

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?











Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

[Sithvid]

:tumbleweed:

[delanvital]

:roflmao:

[Thulsa Doom]

I don't get the 1st one, did you forget to add the punchline?

[Luminance]

I don't get the 1st one, did you forget to add the punchline?

he poors the snake beer in his mouth after he stole the wurm

then later it comes back with 3 wurms :flirty:

comon people i know its xmas and the liquor flows freelee, but the funny part isn't so hidden :doh:

[DuVeL]

It's just a very bad joke or I need more beer...
And I'll get more beer tonight but I doubt I'll find it funny.
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