A few random jokes

[Marduk]

Cos there aint no thing as laughing to much
Hope the fun dindt get lost in translation

I will do Anything for a good grade for this exam, said a pretty student against her professor
she bent over slightly and started at him, i will really do anything
Anything he asked with slighty irony
She bent over furher and whispered in his ear, Anything
He whispered back, Even study?

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A man walks up to his boss an asks,
Tomorrow my wife wants to give our house a thorough cleaning, and she needs me to help clear out the garage and move all the furniture
I cant Really give you a day off for that replies the boss
Thanks boss, replied the man, i knew i could count on you

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A man walks into a bar an sits down next to a gorgeous woman and he says,
Hello nice to meet you how are you
The woman stares directly into his face and says,
Listen,i screw everyone and everything, where ever you want, at your palce at my place here in the bar, i dont care
and i have been doing it as long as i work and im loving it and want nothing else
says the man, cool, im a laywer to, for wich office do you work

[spiritus]

jokes!! yey :lmfao:
nice ones mcD

[Luminance]

laywer jokes are always clasics

haven't heard the first joke yet, didnt'saw it coming, i thoughed she had to clear chewing gums or something

[ghoule211]

laywer jokes are always clasics
 
haven't heard the first joke yet, didnt'saw it coming, i thoughed she had to clear chewing gums or something

Yep that they are you should try living with one .
 
the other day i was out working on the car when she came out with a cuppa.
 
I said "it must be cold today"
 
she said "whys that"
 
I said "coz you have your hands in your own pockets"
 
and to that my cuppa ended up in my lap no longer in its cup.. :roflmao:
 
was woth it though