Rolling Stones LIIIIIVVEEEE!!!

[A Twig]

My stunning parents have jus bought me tickets to go see Rolling Stones live? How TANGOin cool is that??
w00t!!!! ne1 else goin to any of their gigs?

[smilodon]

You have my deepest sympathies. Geriatrics don't  look good in leather trousers  :cry:

[Tutonic]

Thats not what OldBloke keeps telling us

[TeaLeaf]

My stunning parents have jus bought me tickets to go see Rolling Stones live

Many Consultant Neurologists regard this as a physical impossibility as it is well known within professional medical circles that all of the Rolling Stones have been brain dead for years..........

The other take on this quote is to reveal that I would probably pay good money to go and see them die...........

TL.  

[Gone_Away]

Don't Listen to Them Twig..

The Stones are a great band.. Even though Keith Richards looks like he's done a boat-load of heroin don't let that fool you.. The Stones are great in concert. I've seen them twice already..

Enjoy!

[Dr Sadako]

Keith Richards says "kids should not do drugs".

Hey Keith, there are no drugs left to do. We have to wait for you to die and then smoke your ashes.

[albert]

Price range still on sale for their Wembly Arena gig 15/9/2003 £35 to £150 !!!!!!!!! Twig , £150 for standing in the arena floor space !!!! they are a real rip off but I'd like to see them still. Way too expensive.

[smilodon]

Way too expensive, way to old, way to past it and way too crap.

One can rightly assume I'm no fan of the Rolling Stones but here's hoping you enjoy them anyway

[A Twig]

aye out tickets were £91 each, but it'll be worth it!!!

[Gh0st Face Killah]

I saw them a while ago at Wembley, and they were excellent live. Glad you didn't have to pay for the tickets!! Thats well expensive!

[TeaLeaf]

aye out tickets were £91 each, but it'll be worth it!!!

Worth it?  This is a new use of the phrase of which I was previously unaware.

 :idea: Hey Twig,
if I borrow a mannequin,
stand it on a cardboard box,
selotape a microphone to its hand,
attach its arms and legs to some springs hung from the ceiling so it moves a little,
hot glue some bananas to its lips to give it that original 'jagger' look,
charged you £5 for a bottle of (tap) water,
£12 for a program (edited and printed from Notepad),
then played really crap music through a sixties gramaphone,

......do you think I could charge you £91 to attend  :?:   Cos it would be about as interesting  :wink:

TL.  

Rolling Stones gather no moss if you tell them it cannot be smoked.

[A Twig]

Now now, just cos u have shocking musical tastes and secretly wish u had such a fit g/f as Mick Jagger and as much money, no need to get bitchy now is there???  :lol:  :lol:

[TeaLeaf]

Now now, just cos u secretly wish u had such a fit g/f as Mick Jagger :lol: :lol:

You think I'd go out with Mick Jagger?   8O

TL.  

[A Twig]

You probably would you dirty git  :twisted:  :twisted:

[Doorman]

There's just no respect any more eh TL?