New Riffle

[ghoule211]

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try  
bear hunting.  

He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and  
shot it.  

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned  
around to see a big black bear.  

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was  
my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul  
you to death or we have sex."  

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter  
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.  

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered  
and vowed revenge.  

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the  
black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another  
tap on his shoulder.  

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.  

The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was  
my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to  
death or we have "rough sex."  

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the  
grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had  
his way with Frank.  

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank  
fully recovered.  

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska  
and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.  

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a  
tap on is shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar  
bear standing there.  

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you  
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']don't come here for the hunting, do you?"[/FONT]

[Luminance]

hehe, sick joke ^^

[Browne]

Me, if I had a new riffle, I might go out and hunt me some efelants:
 
GOOD JOKE THO!!!

[Gone_Away]

that's quite funny to be honest.