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Started by Blunt, February 14, 2008, 09:14:05 AM

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Blunt

Who said the police couldn't find their ar*e with both hands?

:D
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Blunt


People who blow things out of proportion are worse than Hitler.


Marduk

lol, this is a nice headline indeed :)
but how is this news :P
they capture people like this at amsterdam people every day, if not every hour, they even made a song about it with a childrenc choir and all
called "bolletjes in mijn holletje" meaning something like the drugs is hidden in my pooper, very common way to smuggle drugs. Very good reason not to touch it to ( besides the obvious)
Nulla tenaci invia est via "for the tenacious no road is impassable"

DuVeL

And yesterday or so they arested a woman with alot of money hidden between her "hills" and "innercave". Sorry for the discribing but this way it was the only way I could post it decent.
 
She was arested for smugling 120.000 Euros.
More then the half of the money she hid in her "innercave" (65.000 Euros packed in a condom).
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Blunt

Quote from: DuVeL;222434And yesterday or so they arested a woman with alot of money hidden between her "hills" and "innercave". Sorry for the discribing but this way it was the only way I could post it decent.
 
She was arested for smugling 120.000 Euros.
More then the half of the money she hid in her "innercave" (65.000 Euros packed in a condom).

In coins?:ohmy:
Regards
Blunt


People who blow things out of proportion are worse than Hitler.


Carr0t

Quote from: Blunt;222436In coins?:ohmy:

o.0

Read an article a while back about a woman pickpocketing a mobile phone in a supermarket, nipping into the toilets, and hiding it there. She got caught when the person who'se phone it was noticed it missing and asked someone else to ring it. And of course most modern phones vibrate as well as ringing by default...
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T-Bag

Nice, from the picture you can tell the police weren't to gentle removing the gear.
Juggling Hard Disks over concrete floors ends in tears 5% of the time.

DuVeL

Quote from: Blunt;222436In coins?:ohmy:

 
Offcourse, in Eurocents even!!! :doh: :rolleyes:
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Penfold

Quote from: T-Bag;222447Nice, from the picture you can tell the police weren't to gentle removing the gear.

Not too gentle here either:

Yesterday in Florida

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAGb7_g4Aso

sheesh


PEN

Luminance

Quote from: Blunt;222436In coins?:ohmy:

Yeah in 50 cents.
 
They smelled something fishy when her heals left small craters in the concrete floor.
She was examineted and arrested after stepping on a scale.
The girl was 1,70m, thin as a twig but weighted 520 pounds :woot2::woot2::woot2:

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