Blonde joke

[Snokio]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb...

[Luminance]

haha, that was a real class joke

[delanvital]

:roflmao: Nice one...

[spiritus]

LOL, wohaaa, that blonde must have been realy tired :roflmao:

[Jamoe]

yea, but, what's the flippin answer?












:roflmao:

[Marduk]

A teacher asks a boy in class the following question:

There are five birds on the fence, and i shoot two.
How many are left?

The boy replies none, becos if you fire the gun they will all fly away

the teacher replies, the correct anwser is 3 but i like your thinking.

The boy then asks after a while, miss there are 3 woman sitting on a fence eating an ice cream

The first is licking her ice cream
the second is taking small bites
and the third is sucking on it

Wich one of the 3 is married and how do you tell.

The teacher blushes but finaly replied, i reckon the third one, becos she is sucking on it

ok says the boy, you could tell by the ring on her finger  But i like your thinking!

[Luminance]

i think its the second one though, cuz she bites of frustration, auch