Blackadder Quote Generator

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Go on fill ya boots!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/quotes/

Blackadder: "The girl is wetter than a haddock's bathing costume. "

[Zok]

this one's for A Twig
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun."


i love an admin with a sense of humour
the twig thing seems to be fixed on another topic, but not this one  :blink:  ah well  

[smilodon]

Melchett: If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

A rule I try to live my life by every day...with some success.

[sheepy]

Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

[ChimpBoy]

Blackadder: "Something is always wrong, Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.

Scratchit: Oh, Mr Blackadder!!! How can I be merry when we are so poor we shall have nothing to eat on Christmas Day? except what Grandfather can scrape from under his big toenail... No goose for Tiny Tom this year!!!

Ebenezer: Mrs Scratchit, Tiny Tom is fifteen stone and he's built like a brick privy! If he eats any more heartily, he will turn into a pie shop.