He Who Drink Australian Thinks....

[sheepy]

An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian
barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent.
Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night
he asks her if she wants to sleep with him. Although she is attracted to him
she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling
the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of
attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the
night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar.
But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill
is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She
goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells
her Melbourne. "So am I" she says. "What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris"
he says.
"That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?" "Cameo street" he says."

"This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?" He says "Number 20" and she
is astonished.
"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my
parents still live there!"
"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"

He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian.

[A Twig]

ITs already on the forum somewhere.... u bufooon, but its still worth reading again...

[Zok]

first time for me :blink:
most amusing

[Stryker]

excellent!

[Gh0st Face Killah]

First time for me too (ooeer)

Cracker!

[Doorman]

It's my first time to. Buffoon? Be careful, those sort of comments have a way of rebounding.

[MAD_ness]

Twig must be thinking of another forum ..........'cos it don't spring to mind for me either





funny as well !!!!!!!!!


buffoon !!!


 :narnar:

[sheepy]

or he could have read it in an e-mail, as thats where i stole it from. its probably doing the rounds