No sex since 1955

[Dingo]

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
 event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no
 shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
 attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
 conversation.  
 
 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man.  Is something bothering you?'
 
 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'  
 
 The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and
said,  'It looks like you have seen a lot of
action.'  
 
 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'  
 
 The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a
little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.  Finally the young lady said,
 
 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, But when is the last time you had sex?
 
 ''1955, ma'am.'  
 
 
 'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so
 serious.  You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex
 since 1955!  She took his hand and led him to a private
 room Where she proceeded to 'relax' him several
 times.  Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against
 his bare chest And said,
 
 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since
 1955.'  
 
 The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, After
glancing at his watch,
 
 'I Hope Not; It's Only 2130 Now.'

[T-Bag]

What a player.

[Luminance]

yeah thats perfect, shame I can't use it when i'm 50+ unless we change the time cycle

[T-Bag]

yeah thats perfect, shame I can't use it when i'm 50+ unless we change the time cycle

Since 2010?

[Luminance]

Oops, yeah that would make sence, was thinking of 19:87