Burglar tries to open a door with his head

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DuVeL

April 06, 2009, 11:20:54 PM
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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T-Bag

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April 07, 2009, 12:10:03 AM
That looks like it hurts. I wouldn't want to be him in the morning.

(BTW it's "Tries" not "Tryes" - I guess that can be corrected easily)
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Dingo

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April 07, 2009, 03:02:15 AM
Quote from: T-Bag;271658(BTW it's "Tries" not "Tryes" - I guess that can be corrected easily)

Ah, but Falmouth must be the only jurisdiction of real "Queen's English" as "Innit", "sup dog" and  "word" are readibly accepted in modern day speech in these fair Isles........"I iz gonna stab you like a Bitch" does not necessarily mean you wish to make love to your beloved these days and "Batty Boys" are not the guys who serve you Fish and Chips late on a Friday night after a few beers......unless of course you are paying for it?!!:devil:
 
How dare you wish to impose correct pronunciation of the English Language when 75% of it's forbears have no concept of the Native Language!!......shame on you, you.....you......you.....nasty person for being British you.....why, If you lived in London you would be a "Bloody Foreigner" and let that be a lesson to you............:taz:
 
 
......and I bet you forge/(misinterpret) the laws on expenses for Government employees as well don't you?.....just how many second homes do you need??????:devil:
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DuVeL

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April 07, 2009, 07:15:00 AM Last Edit: April 07, 2009, 09:12:29 AM by DuVeL
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Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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BabyBlueBall

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April 07, 2009, 07:48:32 PM
Wow.... Two words.... Epic fail..... :doh:
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delankster

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April 08, 2009, 09:57:56 AM
Quote from: Dingo;271661Ah, but Falmouth must be the only jurisdiction of real "Queen's English" as "Innit", "sup dog" and  "word" are readibly accepted in modern day speech in these fair Isles........"I iz gonna stab you like a Bitch" does not necessarily mean you wish to make love to your beloved these days and "Batty Boys" are not the guys who serve you Fish and Chips late on a Friday night after a few beers......unless of course you are paying for it?!!:devil:
 
How dare you wish to impose correct pronunciation of the English Language when 75% of it's forbears have no concept of the Native Language!!......shame on you, you.....you......you.....nasty person for being British you.....why, If you lived in London you would be a "Bloody Foreigner" and let that be a lesson to you............:taz:
 
 
......and I bet you forge/(misinterpret) the laws on expenses for Government employees as well don't you?.....just how many second homes do you need??????:devil:

:roflmao: dut iz well funny... init
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