Swine flu

Sithvid · April 30, 2009, 11:12:27 PM

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=32.639375,-110.390625&spn=15.738151,25.488281&z=5

Tried the helpline ...got snout but cracklin...

Anonymous · May 01, 2009, 12:08:19 AM

The first symptom is when you break out in rashers although it can be helped by using the right oinkment.

Browne · May 01, 2009, 09:43:10 AM

Another symptom is a dose of the trotters. Instant cure: A good smack in the chops.

Lameduck · May 01, 2009, 10:24:52 AM

You lot are telling porkies :getmecoat:

Sithvid · May 01, 2009, 06:35:45 PM

You swine ? :getmecoat:

TE_owner · May 02, 2009, 03:14:53 PM

my god we must all stay in our homes and not touch anything and buy all the the food in the shops like we do when ever a crisis happens :roflmao:

Gh0st Face Killah · May 02, 2009, 07:42:01 PM

my dad said flu vaccines are linked to Autism, so to be safe from Swine Flu i'm trying to lick an Autistic kid

DarkAngel · May 02, 2009, 08:56:42 PM

Ive been off work now due to being quite ill, although i dont think its swine flu although i should know on tuesday when my blood work gets back.

Doctor got worried as i work at a airport :sad:

JonnyAppleSeed · May 02, 2009, 10:02:28 PM

A Lemsip and large glass of Whisky.. Im leaning towards the fact that a major portion of the people effected could not get these in time:crying:

So .... To save a life. Its pop into Boots then off to Bargin Booze...

Ill add......

Im a Dr of love not Illness

Blunt · May 02, 2009, 11:25:13 PM

Quote from: Gh0st Face Killah;274790my dad said flu vaccines are linked to Autism, so to be safe from Swine Flu i'm trying to lick an Autistic kid

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