Visit to the quacks

[delankster]

a chain smoker, a homosexual and an alcoholic go to the doctors.
the doctor says to them "if any of you indulge one more time, you'll die.."

on their way home they pass a pub. unable to help himself the alcoholic runs
in and grabs a vodka shot off the counter, downs it and falls over stone cold dead !!!

the other two continue walking... on the way they come across a cig still smoking on the pavement.
the homosexual says to the chain smoker " if you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead" !!!