An old American Pilot...

[DannagE]

Okay as the story goes...
 
 
 An old American Pilot sat down at a Starbucks, still wearing his old USAF uniform and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
 As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
 She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
 
 He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
 
 She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
 
 The two sat sipping in silence.
 
 A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
 He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out  I'm a lesbian.'

:roflmao:

[delanvital]

Haha saw it coming but great :lmfao:

[Luminance]

Hehehe, great find, half expected the ending