LHC and the saboteur from the future

[delanvital]

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large  Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was  from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he  had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.


The  LHC  successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a  milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of  Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed  responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.


http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

[kregoron]

hes french! what do you expect... baguettes and mountain dew... incredible..

[delanvital]

hes french! what do you expect... baguettes and mountain dew... incredible..

I'd say it was the best April Fools' joke (or so I guess it is...) The Danish were rather dull this year, despite the fact that there was more of them than ever... Any good British ones?

[Tutonic]

That right is there is a top of the line, A-grade nutter. Bravo.