Chauvinist crap :D

[faust82]

Warning, these will earn you a beating from your wife/girlfriend. Also, a guilty laugh is OK, but if you find them seriously funny AND true, you had better see someone about that

Edit: In case that wasn't clear enough, if you can't stand Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr, you should stop reading now

Q: What's the similarity between a woman and floor tiles?
A: If you get it right in the beginning, you can step on them for the rest of your life.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About six stone.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. If she didn't understand the first two times, it's pointless.

[TE_owner]

M'kay.... Bit off colour for a public forum...

Jus' sayin' doesn't do any good for our public image.

[faust82]

They did come with a disclaimer, and a topic that says it's a load of crap

[smilodon]

For balance:

What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?
Nothing. They both think they know everything.


Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.


Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.