The trial

[faust82]

A Thursday morning in court room 14b

Attorney:
 - Would you please inform the court of your age?

 Little old lady:
- I just turned 86.

 Attorney:
 - Would you please tell us, in your own words, what transpired on that evening of april 1st?

 Little old lady:
 - Well, I was sitting there on the porch when the young man next door came over and sat down next to me.

 Attorney:
 - Did you know this man?

  Little old lady:
 - A little. As I said, he lived next door, and he's very friendly.

Attorney:
 - What happened after he sat down?

  Little old lady:
 - He told me he liked older women, and that I looked very sexy. He then started stroking my thigh.

Attorney:
 - Did you make any attempts to stop him?

  Little old lady:
 - No, I did not.

 Attorney:
 - Why not?

 Little old lady:
 - It felt so good. Noone has made me feel like that since my Albert died 30 years ago.

 Attorney:
 - Then what?

 Little old lady:
 - He started stroking my breasts.

 Attorney:
 - And now, did you try to stop him?

 Little old lady:
 - No sir, I didn't.

Attorney:
 - And why was that?

 Little old lady:
 - His attentions made me warm all over. I haven't felt that good in years!

 Attorney:
 - And what happened next?

 Little old lady:
 - I felt so hot I just laid down and said "Take me, young man! Take me!"

Attorney:
 - And did he? Take you, that is?

 Little old lady:
 - Hell no, he just shouted "Aprils fools! Aprils fools!"
.. and that's when I shot the little *******!

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Rofl


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[Ranualf]

Rofl

Indeed