Cool new job offer on UK Government website

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smilodon

November 23, 2012, 12:56:25 PM
Check it before it's gone


https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=270089

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FatBob

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November 23, 2012, 01:09:52 PM
Ahh so close, i just let my international hitman of mystery licence expire and decieded not to renew due to the freshly imposed 37hr week and loss of free healthcare.

also just as a matter of interest i really don't like martini's, tried one for the first time a few weeks back and talk about strong, its like a glass of rocket fuel
 James Bond must drink the virgin versions or he wouldnt be able to hit a cows ass with a banjo !
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Gandalf

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November 23, 2012, 01:24:21 PM
Gone, but I've got a screen grab :)
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Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

TheDvEight

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November 23, 2012, 01:55:20 PM
dumb question.....legit job advert?
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Tutonic

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November 23, 2012, 02:02:42 PM
Quote from: .DickDastardly.;362036dumb question.....legit job advert?

You've read the advert, and you're still not sure?

I would have though the line about micro-subs and PPK's might have given it away...

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TE_owner

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November 23, 2012, 05:48:02 PM
Agent 47 is all you need clearly a bald 6 foot tall man with no facial hair is perfect to blend into crowds and such
it\'s not my fault if every one runs into my sights :D:byebye::roflmao:

DarkAngel

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November 23, 2012, 06:21:41 PM
Haha, love it! :D

DuVeL

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November 23, 2012, 11:29:18 PM
Quote from: DarkAngel;362057Haha, love it! :D

Let me guess, you've applied but instead of the PPK a shotgun.
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Gortex

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November 24, 2012, 08:47:14 AM
Lol at Fat Bob. What did you think was going to be in a Martini other than straight liquor? Am sorry to say they don't often come with a splash of 7up to water it down a bit :)
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