Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.

Started by DuVeL, December 25, 2012, 12:47:18 PM

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DuVeL

There was just a post at the news here about a drunken British guy driving circles in a car on Schiphol:
http://www.nu.nl/opmerkelijk/2990859/dronken-brit-rijdt-rondjes-schiphol.html

The text is in Dutch though but I found it funny. So, who of you guys is in the NL atm? :flirty:
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TheDvEight

Translation from google translate

A drunken Brit has succeeded at the airport of Schiphol to come. When a gate at the airport he pressed a panic button, which opened the emergency exit.

He came to visit the aircraft and drove away in a car from a company at the airport operates. The man was driving around a few minutes before he was arrested.
Reported that the Royal Military Police Tuesday. The incident happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday. There was no traffic, so there was no danger to passengers. The police do not know where the man drove.

The Briton remains attached until the investigation is still ongoing.
safeguard
Schiphol will not say much about the incident. '' The purpose of the emergency exit is that people as soon as possible to leave the terminal when there is a fire. I'm not going to ask what might happen. Everything can. We must not be bigger than it is. The security worked and the matter is under investigation,'' said a spokeswoman for the airport.
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Blunt

Quote from: .DickDastardly.;363894Translation from google translate

A drunken Brit has succeeded at the airport of Schiphol to come. When a gate at the airport he pressed a panic button, which opened the emergency exit.

He came to visit the aircraft and drove away in a car from a company at the airport operates. The man was driving around a few minutes before he was arrested.
Reported that the Royal Military Police Tuesday. The incident happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday. There was no traffic, so there was no danger to passengers. The police do not know where the man drove.

The Briton remains attached until the investigation is still ongoing.
safeguard
Schiphol will not say much about the incident. '' The purpose of the emergency exit is that people as soon as possible to leave the terminal when there is a fire. I'm not going to ask what might happen. Everything can. We must not be bigger than it is. The security worked and the matter is under investigation,'' said a spokeswoman for the airport.
©®â,,¢Steve Mclaren
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TheDvEight

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Tutonic

Quote©®â,,¢Steve Mclaren

Off-topic, but it's worth a mention...

I was at the Croatia game that (eventually) got him sacked. Coming home we were stuck in Wembley station in a huge crowd of people waiting for a train, when this announcement is made:

"We regret to inform you that the next train is delayed due to a person on the tracks"

From the back, somebody yells:

"WAS IT STEVE MCLAREN?"
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DuVeL

Finally found the English version:
http://metro.co.uk/2012/12/25/drunken-british-man-arrested-after-driving-stolen-car-on-to-amsterdam-airport-runway-3329505/

Liked the: ‘Drunken’ British man thing being in the ‘    â€™
BTW. Steve Mc L is now at FC Twente, the biggest team here in the East of the NL and isn't doing to bad.

EDIT: Translating Dutch to English is really weird sometimes. Sentences are not correct anymore and such. Maybe that's why Dutch is difficult to learn for some people...
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Quote from: .DickDastardly.;363894Translation from google translate

A drunken Brit has succeeded at the airport of Schiphol to come. When a gate at the airport he pressed a panic button, which opened the emergency exit.

He came to visit the aircraft and drove away in a car from a company at the airport operates. The man was driving around a few minutes before he was arrested.
Reported that the Royal Military Police Tuesday. The incident happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday. There was no traffic, so there was no danger to passengers. The police do not know where the man drove.

The Briton remains attached until the investigation is still ongoing.
safeguard
Schiphol will not say much about the incident. '' The purpose of the emergency exit is that people as soon as possible to leave the terminal when there is a fire. I'm not going to ask what might happen. Everything can. We must not be bigger than it is. The security worked and the matter is under investigation,'' said a spokeswoman for the airport.

I'm guessing Google translate is still in Beta then :blink:

Dingo

Quote from: DuVeL;363995EDIT: Translating Dutch to English is really weird sometimes. Sentences are not correct anymore and such. Maybe that's why Dutch is difficult to learn for some people...

Maybe we should just all speak English then.............unlike Steve Mclaren!!  :)  :)
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