more blondes

[Zok]

The girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy! Mommy!" she yelled, "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
 
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"  "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
 
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of  36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25

[Stryker]

:blink:  :lmfao:

That has to be the best one yet!

:worship:

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Here is another one for you.....

There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street. A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you please, but if you lie you will be banished into the mirror forever
The girls went to the castle and the red-head went in first she said:
"I think I am the prettiest out of the blond and the brunette", she got a pot of silver.
Next the brunette went in she said:
"I think I am the smartest out of the red-head and the blond," she got a new car.
The blond went in to try her luck she walked up to the mirror and said:
"I think..."
She was banished into the mirror forever.

[Doorman]

The first one is winging it's way to all my friend as I speak. Your life is not completely wasted.