New man at the zoo

[Doorman]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this huge fish jumps
out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer wont be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by
feeding it to the lions As we all know, lions will eat anything.

On to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?"









Wait for it










Nearly there


















The other lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and
chimps with mushy Bees."

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Groan.......

[TeaLeaf]

/me preloads an rcon biatchslap -=[dMw]=-Doorman command into config

 :lol:    :whistle:

TL.

[smilodon]

Now that made me laugh