Alone In The Dark

[Maus]

Anyone unfortunate to have seen Uwe Boll's House of the Dead movie might have had doubts about his AITD game-to-film conversion, but fear not!

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/

My favourite is "Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."